Posted by
The Adjuster! on Monday, June 08, 2009 12:00:00 AM
Guess what. Sotomayor is pronounced just like it’s spelled - in English. I will type it out for you phonetically: "So -tow- may -yer." I don’t really care how they say it down in Mexico or in Puerto Rico. They speak Spanish. I am an American. I live in America. I speak standard American English. So the new judge-to-be is Ms. So-tow-ma-yer and that’s that.
And while we’re on the subject. Muslim is pronounced "muzlum" in America, not Moose-lim. And the president of France: Sar-co -zee, with the emphasis on the second syllable. You don’t like that? Then go to France or Canada. They will say it the way you like it in French. We speak American here.
Who makes these decisions? These new rules which everyone is suddenly supposed to follow after speaking one way for all of our lives? I wasn’t asked and did not get a chance to vote on it. Had I been allowed to voice my opinion or express a vote I would never have agreed to begin saying "AYTHER" rather than "EETHER." And when saying the word with either pronunciation who the heck decided that either suddenly means both? For example: "The fence was painted on either side." Meaning that the fence had been painted on both sides. Either requires an or. It does not now and never has meant both. You realize, of course, do you not, that no one would ever say that the fence was painted on "EETHER" side? But when saying "AYTHER" I guess anything goes.
Either. Just think about it for a moment. When you pay for something, you get a receipt. Do you ever call a receipt a "RESYPT?" Well, it’s spelled the same as "AYTHER." Either, Receipt. How do you get one, one way, the other another? The same goes for neither. Note the spelling "ei" as in Receive. Or am I wrong? Perhaps when something comes to you, you say that "you RESYVE it. Or on the football field, maybe the guy who runs out to catch a pass is a "RESYVER?"
Okay! Fess up. Who did it? Who made the decision. Well, I don’t agree to it. And I will not say "PAH- KISS-TAHN ." In English, here in America, it is: Pakistan. Pak as in package. Is as in is, and Stan as in Laurel and Hardy. "Ay-ran" is okay for Iran. Ay-rock is okay for Iraq. And Ay-talian is just as good a way of saying Italian today as it was in days past.
These rules are "STOOPID!" They may also be "STYUPID" but I’m not going to say it that way. The Brits can say the word anyway they want to. Does anyone remember the ridiculous lengths newscasters used to go in their attempts to pronounce Guatemala when the earthquake hit there years ago? It was so extreme that even Saturday Night Live made fun of them.
We speak English. Actually, as I said earlier, we speak American English. It’s not the same as British English. And it’s not the same in New York as it is in Texas. And we don’t all do it the same. Blacks, Whites, Browns in America all have their idiosyncratic mother tongues which are variations of and from Standard American English. The corruption and confounding of our national language has been expedited over the past forty or so years by those who think they can always come up with a cuter, more expressive, sarcastic and cool way of saying something. When they do, the main stream media, the actors guilds, both screen and stage can’t wait to copy the new changes. So no, no one ever says, "Pardon me" or "I’m sorry." Now everybody’s got to say, with gusto and emphasis, "My bad."
I really don’t care if Jose wants his name to be pronounced Hosay. Change the spelling. Then we’ll all say Hosay together. But don’t come up here and tell me that I must change the way I speak English so that you will feel at home. And I don’t care how you say Ahmadeinejad. It looks like "Ah-made -in-jab" to me and if I had a name like that I’d change it to Smith - with a short I not Y. Where is the "ck" in AHCKminidjod? I don’t see it.
During the 2008 elections no one was allowed to say Barrack Hussein Obama. John McCain even fired some of his volunteers for having the temerity to utter candidate Obama’s middle name. Now Obama can’t shut up about it. He, himself, prances around the world with his arrogant nose stuck in the air bragging about his middle name and the church in which he grew up. And we’re told not to use the word terrorist or terrorism. We hear the man who today occupies the White House say there is no war with militant Islamofacists. In fact, there is said to be no such thing as Islamofascists.
In 1594 Shakespeare said it better than I can when he put words into the mouth of Juliet . When speaking of her lover, Romeo, she said,
"Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What’s a Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet; . . . "
The point is, nothing is changed by what you call it. So-to-may-er is still an activist Judge who allows her ethnicity to color her judicial decisions. All the fuss about the pronunciation of her name is silly. In America, we must be allowed to follow American English rules for speaking names as well as all other words. No one person should be elevated to a higher rank in the pronunciation scale because their names do not fit easily into English rules.
Perez is still "Pa-rez " in America, not "PED -ES." In Mexico, say it any way you please. And let me not dwell too long on Spanish pronunciations. Those Americans who prefer to speak Eubonics mispronounce my name all the time. Gordon is spelled with a ‘d’ in the middle. The ‘d’ in the middle is a soft sounding ‘d’ not a hard ‘t.’ But I am continually called Gorton instead of Gordon. I always correct them. I always explain that there are two d or t sounds. One soft and one hard. Mine is the soft sounding D rather than a T which has a hard sharp sound to it.
But they still say Gorton. Do they do it just to tick me off? Maybe. I like to think, however, that it is just the peer pressure of their societal group which causes the misunderstanding. Either way, does it matter? Am I any different as Gorton than I am as Gordon? I don’t think so. Well, if you discount the getting ticked off part. And when it comes down to what I think of myself, we are faced with another problem which I think is huge and should be corrected. Are there many people who do not understand what a reflexive pronoun is? Yes. Do many people constantly mis-use them? Most certainly.
A reflexive pronoun is one which refers back to the subject of or, the action of the clause in which it is used, e.g. myself, or as an object, "to wash myself." In short, you cannot do anything to myself. I cannot do anything to yourself. We cannot do anything to themselves. Only they can. I can love myself. I can feed myself. I can curse myself. And while you can curse me, you cannot curse myself. You can only curse yourself. Or feed yourself. Or love yourself. I cannot do those things, yet I can curse you, feed you or love you - but not yourself.
So if there are three of us together. Can I correctly say, "There was Tom, Dick and Myself?" NO! Myself is a reflexive pronoun and as such cannot be used as a subject. I hear this mostly on televison. The great mass media supposedly populated by educated journalists are the worst offenders.
Examples: I attended a meeting yesterday with Tom and Dick. Okay. But Tom, Dick and Myself were at a meeting yesterday? No. Not okay. The fact of the matter is that yourself and myself can’t do a damn thing but be the object of something you do to yourself or I do to myself. Anyone on television paying attention?
Why do people say such things? Because somewhere along the line someone said that it was selfish or conceited to use I, or me when referring to oneself. WHY! Why! I told yourself that it was wrong. No. I cannot "told yourself" anything. Well, it gets worse.
Syllabic considerations have profound impacts on our language. How do you say, "Veterans?" Fox News’ Shepherd Smith says, "Ve trans." Why? I don’t know. He probably heard someone he admires say it and knee jerked himself into using the word incorrectly without realizing it. The word has three syllables, Shep. Ve te-rans. It’s Veterans’ Day, not Vetrans’ Day.
If I’ve confused you, let me slow down. Yesterday, Chris Wallace was anchoring the D-Day observance in France for Fox News. While he took great pains to make absolutely sure that he pronounced the French president’s name correctly, i.e. Sar-co-ZEE' he nonchalantly pronounced veterans as VE -TRANS. So as Americans while we almost fracture our larynxes saying every foreign name in the world correctly in its owners native tongue we are encouraged to ignore simple rules of English in pronouncing English or American words.
This is not calculus, folks. Veterans is a three syllable word. That is, it has three separate units of sound, to wit: Ve, ta, and run. Put them all together and it sounds like it was meant to sound: veteran. Why shorten it to only two syllables? I don’t know. The British do that a lot with many of their words. It makes them sound, some think, more sophisticated. They like to say, "LIT -TRA-LEE" instead of "lit -er-ra-lee ." I guess it’s tiring to say four syllables instead of three. And just this morning I listened to a female television reporter try to leave out the middle syllable of the first month of the year. It sounded something like JAN’URY.
But back to my problem. Many conservative political thinkers are puzzled and somewhat miffed by the assignation of the color red to those states which vote predominantly Republican, which, as you know, used to stand for conservative values. Why red? Why not blue? Red is known the world over as the color favored by the communists. Then shouldn’t the liberal leaning or socialist Democrat party have red as their designated color? Shouldn’t the GOP states have been called blue states. Blue has traditionally be used by the GOP as a preferred color since the union army wore blue uniforms.
Well, it didn’t work out that way, did it? Why not? Because the liberal media chose to hang red on the states who voted for George Bush as one of their weapons in the Hate Bush war. Here is how I think it works. Communism is almost universally hated in the United States. Red is the color of communists. Calling George Bush states Red States created a feeling of hatred toward Bush without regard for his actual political stance. You must keep in mind that Americans generally refuse to accept the fact that communism could ever happen here. Ha! So I don’t think the folks were regarding the Bush states as communist, but giving them a red color created a bad feeling. Bad feelings, any bad feeling about Bush was a good thing to the Democrats.
And long before the states became red or blue instead of blue or gray, the environmentalists practiced some of their Newspeak by calling jungles, rainforests and swamps, wetlands. Notice how much nicer rainforest sounds than JUNGLE. And isn’t a wetland a much nicer place than a SWAMP? The reasoning behind these changes? It is much easier to gather support and government money for preservation projects if they have nice names. No one wants to save a swamp. Jungles survive quite nicely on their own, thank you. But a delicate rainforest needs our help and we must fight to save the wetlands.
The program of changing the meaning of words, eliminating the use of some words and substituting other words for them has little to do with language but much to do with power and control. Over the entrance to one of Hitler’s concentration camps was the slogan: "Arbeit Macht Frei." Literally that translates as Work Makes Free, or "working will set you free." Clearly, it was never the intention of the Nazi’s to set anyone free. It was mid-twentieth century Newspeak.
The fascists in our country are still doing it today. We are ordered not to speak of homosexuals as qu??rs. (Political Correctness reigns on TH too.) We are told that we must refer to them as Gay. Gay used to be a delightful, happy word with a spring-like aura which we could apply to such things as parties and dinners and picnics. No longer. They’ve stolen it. So this lovely little word is now a dirty word, every bit as vulgar as qu??r, but with the approval of the homosexual political lobby it is declared acceptable.
What do they get out of it? Control. The homosexual lobby gets a free pass on every issue they bring up by reminding us that, ugly straights that we are, we have brutalized them over the years by calling them queers. Now that they are called Gays, we need to sympathize with them and surrender to their every demand for political superiority over all others as sort of a system of reparation for all the damage we did. It is about control, not about language.
Well, the time has come to speak up. The time has come to reclaim our language. It is now time to tell the foreigners, the homosexuals, the environmentalists, the animal rights groups and all of the other lobbying organizations who want to control the rest of us to kiss butt. The CEO of most cities in the U.S. is called the mayor, pronounced MAY'-er. Not May-YOR'. Put a Soto on the front of it and it is still So'-Tow-May'-Er. Want to hear it pronounced some other way here in America? Change the spelling.
But stop telling me that I have to embarrass myself by trying to sound like every other language in the world because you demand that I change my language to fit your wants and needs! I speak American.
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